TRAINER

Hi. My name is Bill Banks. Those who train with me know what I'm about,
and they know what my abilities are. Unlike others out there, I won't try to
impress you with the people I've trained with, and I sure the hell won't make
you call me master, professor, or some other egotistic title. It all comes
down to what I can teach you, and how good you become as a result. Pretty
simple, huh? And like I say all the time, anything can be said on a website
or in a forum. So if you want to see what I know, and want to see how good I
can make you, stop wasting your time on this website. (Or any other
website for that matter). The proof is in the training.
Because I don't make compromises, and because I do things differently than
most, I piss off a lot of insecure people. And I'm no stranger to controversy.
Good. Either you love me or you hate me. But the great thing about
controversy is that it weeds out the posers from the real fighters. It saves
me time and energy right from the beginning.
Okay. So you want to check out the Spartan Gym. There's a few things you
should know. First, everyone who trains here is either a fighter or trains like
one. There's not a gym in the area that trains harder than we do. So if
you're coming from another gym, expecting to have an easy day, think
again. My whole goal is to push you beyond your own expectations. Maybe
you'll puke. Maybe you'll have to call in sick to work. Get over it. If you
want to be better than the rest, you have to train better than the rest. Also, I
don't teach women; I don't usually allow spectators; and I don't give free trial
classes. And I want you to go everywhere else first. Only after you realize
most other places can't give you what you're looking for, then check us out.
I'm not playing games here. Know what you want before you show up. And
you better want some hardcore training, because that's all I offer. If I
haven't pushed you away by now, give me a call. Or go compromise
somewhere else.
Go Compromise Somewhere Else
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